So recently, I saw the Avengers. Now I’ve seen plenty of super hero movies. Iron Man 1 and 2, Spider Man, Batman, Superman, all those other men. Of course everyone knows the Avengers drill. Loki (who throughout the movie is about as threatening as Snape in a tutu drunk.) comes back to relieve the world of freedom or something because he’s anti-freedom and stuff and Eyepatch man gathers a bunch of crazy marvel superheroes together.
Scarlett Johannsen is the Black Widow whose superpowers are pretty limited to just kicking people senseless and doing some cool moves.
Chris Hemsworth is Thor. Thor has this really odd like Australian/African/British/American/German accent that sounds really weird but Chris Hemsworth is so hot that no one gives a crap. Although Thor is a pretty sucky superhero because his only weakness is like…. well, the Hulk.
Mark Ruffalo is the Hulk. As a character, Bruce Banner makes no sense. I haven’t seen the Hulk movies but he’s easily manipulated by adorable Indian little girls and also easily angered and can turn into a big, unthinking green thing that in the end actually starts thinking and helps save the planet which doesn’t make any sense at all… But he is pretty awesome because there are several times where he just beats the be-crap out of Thor and sends him flying for his weird little magnetic Hammer thing.
Chris Evans returns as Captain America, who was incredibly old fashioned and really really annoying as a character. Sure he destroys punching bags with his fist and yes, he’s really buuf and stuff like that but seriously, what’s with his hair? He’s been awake for quite a while right?
Robert Downey Jr. plays the basic comic relief, Tony Stark, who makes comical jabs and whatnot and so that’s nice.
Jeremy Renner is Hawkeye, whose character serves no purpose but to be captures, given blue eyes, beaten senseless by the afore mentioned Scarlett Johansen, and then given the roel of shooting arrows at these weird metallic alien, reptile whatevers.
Now, the movie as a whole was really really confusing and unrealistic.
First of All, if you ever, ever met a person dressed like this:
Um…
You would not bow down to him. To me, Loki was not really that threatening with the stupid plastic gold horns sticking out of his dumb helmet. He was just another oddball nerd who demanded respect from those who like mainstream things like, I don’t know, Nicholas Sparks movies.
Second of All…
The movie lacked a much needed romantic aspect that may or may not have captured my attention more. The movie mostly consisted of the good guys getting their butts whooped a LOT and then making a rather triumphant comeback where the Black Widow closes some lame portal thing and the world is saved yay.
Personally, I thought the movie sucked, couldn’t wait until it was over and I was absolutely dying of boredom the whole movie. I wanted to kick almost every character in the face (except for Thor, I wanted to hug him) and the plot line was rather boring and there was a lot of talking and fighting and extremely fake explosions that made Transformers look even better than it already is. Because Transformers has real explosions that are really awesome and awesome music whereas the Avengers’ soundtrack features a lot of weird metal songs and one really good Evanesscence remix.
My point, I don’t think it was worth the like 10 bucks to see it and definitely not worth the terrible aisle seat with a terrible view and maximum discomfort for two hours.
eh
If you are one who finds yourself waltzing up and down the aisles of the Young Adult section of the Bookstore, you’ll start noticing a lot of dark book jackets. Since the Hunger games was released in 2007, books have become increasingly dark, trying to match the Hunger Games’ dark thing and create something equally spectacular. A new genre has since replaced the unrealistic fantasies of gorgeous vampires and nights filled with werewolves howling in the night. Thus, the Dystopian genre is born into the world of science fiction.
Now, science fiction has been around for years, and what makes it so weird, is that a lot of it is actually pretty possible. it’s almost realistic fiction in a way that’s haunting. Dystopian takes that a step further and, like the Disney Pixar film Wall•E, takes us to a time in the future that’s closer than we might think. Such movies have been made before: I am Legend, 9, stuff like that. Most of the themes usually include some sort of sickness or in the case of the Hunger Games and Maggie Stiefvater’s The Scorpio Races, some sort of bad war between teens. 
The stories are dark and ugly and sick and scary as anything. The best ones make your spine shiver and your head spin and they’re thrilling.
Yes, Dystopian is possibly the new vampire with werewolves and vampires starting to lose their luster, it’s going to be the next big thing. And the best part is, Stephenie Meyere must have seen it coming. In 2010, she released The Host, a science fiction novel that mixed strange aliens into a human world but was not popular due to the fact that a lot of people can’t understand it. The book was long with a complex plot and really didn’t sell as well as Twilight. A movie for the book (starring Red Riding Hood’s Max Irons and The Lovely Bones’ Saiorse Ronan is due out sometime next year.
Also, apparently, another sci-fi favorite called Ender’s game is due to have a movie released sometime in the near or distant future.
For now, I’ve buried myyself within a dystopian sci-fi called Pure. In some future, People decide to create their own apocalypse to start fresh but there’s an elaborate plan and those not kept safe in a special dome have been hit so bad, the blasts rearranged the molecules in their bodies and has fused them with common household objects and car parts, other people, debris, and in some cases the earth or other animals. it’s interesting to say the least. I like it.
Easter has made me feel like a balloon. -.-
The sims 3 is a fabulous game. Mostly.
It allows you to create people who are as unique as the player themselves wit ha whole set of skills and interestung carreers as well as stunning graphics and awesome expansions. But that can be overlooked when your game first begins to crash. The game is almost notorious for its tendency to pick up annoying bugs and crash at any given time. The game doesn’t have autosave so its easy to lost your games and have to start over.
recently, my game has been freezing and crashing before I can even get to the starting screen. I’ve tried to do as EA and countless others suggest but it doesn’t work.
These complaints seemed to be pretty well kept under wraps and you don’t hear much about the crashing of the game until you’ve actually bought and played the thing.
GRR.
i’m so angry with it. All i want to do is play it and it be perfect.
Sooooo
Last night I watched Breaking Dawn part 1.
I like Twilight. New Moon was okay. Eclipse was my favorite. Breaking Dawn Part 1 made me miss when the saga was just a bunch of big books that people liked.
The movie series kind of ruined the series. The movies were pretty well cast to be honest. I imagined all the characters just as they were cast even edward… -.- hah
But anyway. The movie itself was pretty boring. Lots of making out and thinking and growling wolves. Evil lurketh and the vulturi are still awesome…
I’m ready for the next one.
Bring on the sequel!
Ps
Nothing will ever have such a grand ending as harry potter so I won’t be seeing this in theaters…
GRAH!
I’m sick. Sick and Tired of the same crap.
I joined a site called Wattpad a few months ago and I have recognized a trend.
The most popular topic of stories:
One Direction fan fics
Possessive werewolves
Possessive guys
Mindless Behavior… -.-
and oh yeah
the word Mate
oh and crappy titles.
The stories on the what’s hot list are usually pretty terrible and all cliche and about the same thing. Figment, I must say, is more diverse than the community of writers on Wattpad that literally range from ages 13 to whatever age you feel like and havea zillion genres and is availble in tons of countries.
i’ve found fantastic stories on figment. on wattpad, no.
WEEEELLL
It’s 2012 now so you know what that means!
Okay, honestly I don’t really do the whole lame 2012 conspiracy thing, but its fun anyway. I mean I bet if the world does end all of those who believed will be like, “Told you.” I always make weird Asian jokes with my friends about how all Asians repel apocalyptic happening and whatnots. So as you can see, Asian jokes in my world are more or less us just talking about how awesome Asians are (in case you haven’t figured this out already we’re those anime lovers… or at least some of us are. You know, cosplay and Hetalia…like that)
But that’s not what I’m here to talk about.
I’m here to talk about the stuff that happens before the apocalypse. What we’ll remember, what season of what show we wanted to be holding when we explode and the world comes to an end. What videogame it is that you want to be playing for the last time.
Okay soooo
Everyone knows Disney.
No.
No.
Not A.N.T Farm Disney (that’s just a sad attempt at trying to throw Black people into the disney mix…)
LIke, Lizzy MacGuire and Even Stevens Disney. You know…Timon and Pumba? Rolley Polley Ollie?
Okay so if you do remember you remember the good stuff. Like that one episode of Rolley Polley Ollie where the parents and kids switched places and the kids forced the parents to eat candy.
Yeah…
OH
and that show where that kid named Stanley would take out that giant Encyclopedia full of animals and pick a random letter and literally jump into the book? That was the life…
Oh…
and all of the good Nick Shows!
The Wild Thornberrys! Rocket Power! The Rugrats! XD Hey Arnold! As Told by Ginger…
Man I miss good TV…
Oh yeah…those were the days….
Oh and when all video shown on Youtube had the bar ON THE SIDE
so it was physically impossible to name it the crotch bar (thank you Shane Dawson) and like…it was really old and stuff and all videos were crappy and stuff and no one used youtube. Now you can get everything there! XD lawl
well
Put your favorite thing about the 2000s or 90s that you’ll miss if the apocalypse really does happen XD in a comment down below XD
happy remembering!
Cheshire Cat
